"I have the bladder of a pregnant squirrel."
“Good talk. This has been sufficiently awkward.”
“My friend thinks the world is flat... like pshh”
“Were you not born a bald baby?"
"I...
"Wow! That's great! I'm gonna lick some peanut butter now."
"Your beard is flammable."
"My persona is a teletubby!"
"Then he sniffed my elbow and stared gnawing on the binder."
"You'll be the...
